Sup my fellow bitches & hoes.

Hello there! If you don’t already know, my name is Lindsey & I’m a magic pixie fairy. According to Wikipedia, I steal horses and children and lead travelers astray, but honestly I don’t really do that too often. Welcome to my website where I use my voice, power and energy to help women, and some animals, too, like men! ‘But did you like that joke though? Did you? Punk?’ ‘Yeah that was pretty good, wasn’t it?’ Said my tits.

Big brown eyes, great tits and a sense of humor. You’re so lucky.

#Boobtalk. ‘OMG her boobs talk! OMG.’ Yes, when it’s raining, my tits can tell me it’s already raining, just like Amanda Seyfried in Mean Girls. Actually, my tits tell me it’s going to rain before it does. They’re psychic boobs. Actually my boobs tell me that bees are dying and we need to stop using pesticides and herbicides on plants and poisoning our own food. What intelligent species poisons its own food anyway?’ – Said my tits. Intellectual tits. Have you ever met intellectual tits? They’re fun. Look at my full lips below.

Rocking these nice big lips for y’all, & not just talking about the ones on my face.

On the tabs below, there are a bunch of Dumb Clubs™ you can join. Join all of them at once by making a donation below. You will automatically become a member of the Dumb Bitch Club™ to help educate girls around the world, The Dumb Punks Club™ to help people escape abusive partners (“dumb punks”), The Dumb Monarch Club™ to save the endangered Monarch Butterfly, Dumb Hobo Club™ to help unhoused people afford a place to live, & the Baby-Killers Club™ to help low-income women afford an abortion if they want one.

I’m so pretty.

If you donate $1000+ in a single donation, you can request to be named in my year-end post & have me include information about you and/or your business to be seen by all my followers. This works well for advertising & sponsorships. What a great way to give back & also help yourself too! Whore-ray! Together, we can change the world.™ Or something like that. I don’t know. Whatever. Boobs?

My face after you donate $1000+! Yay! (And that’s a real smile, too.)

Now that you’ve read about all of this dumb feminist crap that saves lives, take the next step today and become a member of all of my Dumb Clubs™ Fund (Dumb Feminist Causes™) with a $5+ donation below. You can donate more than once and 80% of your donation is split evenly among the five feminist causes listed (Girls Education, Eradicating Homelessness, Helping Women Leave Abusive Partners, Saving Monarch Butterflies, & Making Abortion Accessible To All Women). I retain 20% admin fee for: host & server site fees, paying the IRS “nonprofit fees”, and my time spent writing all these stupid jokes you have to read, as your gorgeous, super talented, “feminist cunt” host. Thank you again for your donation to these dumb feminist causes that save people’s lives, and remember, my boobs are amazing! 

CURRENT FUNDRAISED TOTAL 2021: $0 (Boo you whores.)


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