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LADY LIBERTY & COMPANY – FEMINIST MERCH

LINDSEY HANNA GREEN – FAN MERCH! OH SNAP!

Blowing all my cares away just like when I blow my favorite men. Which is never.

Here you’ll find all things magic

Ranging big to small,

So go ahead and take a look,

Try not to buy them all!

(Though if you did buy them all

That would be awesome)

It’s called the Lindsería shop because in Spanish the taco shop is called the Taquería and the bread shop is called the Panadería, so the Lindsey Shop is called the Lindsería, naturally. Spanish is fun, sexy & makes sense because you pronounce all the letters, unlike dumb French, where whenever a French person speaks it sounds like they’re drunk because it all sounds like slurred speech and none of it makes sense. I think a drunk person invented French because they were trying to speak English but could not speak it properly so they invented French instead.

Bond. Jane Bond. Agent 009. Okay back to jokes about French people. Bonjoaueiuoiiuoiuouuur.

Jokes, just jokes. The French did gift the Statue of Liberty to the United States & she represents Freedom, Liberty & Justice For All, all values I worship, most of the time, & she is Green, the color of forests and USA money! I love her & the values She represents so much that I named my first company after her, Lady Liberty & Company™, which makes ethical, sustainable merchandise, so feel good about shopping here! That is Fashion with a Cause™. Lady Liberty & Co.™, Where Life Meets Art™.

Fluffing my hair for when everyone finally crowns me the Queen of human civilization. Just kidding. No I’m not.

Much love,

Lindsey Hanna Green